vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

(via tyleroakley)

humansofnewyork:

"We don’t argue too much. A little over money, but that’s about it. He’s a spender, I’m a saver.""What’s something he spends money on that drives you crazy?""He loves leather luggage. Who the hell needs leather luggage?"

humansofnewyork:

"We don’t argue too much. A little over money, but that’s about it. He’s a spender, I’m a saver."
"What’s something he spends money on that drives you crazy?"
"He loves leather luggage. Who the hell needs leather luggage?"

(via dirtytucson)